I might have decided that either:
1.) I have used fertilizer with some mutant properties, or
2.) My seeds were imbibed with growth hormones from God Himself, or
3.) I have planted my garden over dead things, or (and most likely)
4.) I am the world's best freakin' planter and grower of stuff.
So, the answer is ME. I am the winner of the Best, Greatest, Awesomest Grower Of Stuff.
Now go out and vote!
**P.S. I put cages around my tomatoes. All 37 of them. And DAMN, that's hard work! Here's the finished product: