Tuesday, November 5, 2013

OHMIGOD I WILL NEVER FREAKING SLEEP EVER, EVER, EVER AGAIN!!

Ok. So we all know I have bouts of insomnia. No big. I thought I might take a relaxing shower. I'm a *ahem* tad OCD so I shower in the same routine every time. I washed my hair, soaped up my pouf, began washing my bod. I went to wash my left leg, looked down...... And there was a big-ass spider CRAWLING. UP. MY. FREAKING. LEG. I squealed like a girl, threw down my pouf, and got the hell out of the shower. I don't know if I even rinsed off. Along with never sleeping again, I may never shower again.

Wonder where I can get some waterless soap and shampoo?

Also, I'm pretty much the shittiest blogger in the history of blogging. I know it's been like a month since I posted.... I promise to regale you with my "interesting" adventures in a couple of days. I'm trying to stay ahead of my class work.

1 comment:

  1. HOLY SHIT!!! SPIDERS ARENT AFRAID OF WATER NOW??!?!

    We. Are. All. Doomed.

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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