Monday, November 23, 2015

Part I of II. Or Maybe III. I Have A Shit-ton Of Hilarious Wax Museum Photos

Up to now I've taken you on a tour of Venice Beach, Santa Monica, Beverly Hills, and La Brea with its stinky tar pits. I've guided you up the Hollywood Walk of Fame, taken you to Grauman's Chinese Theater, and brought you along to a concert at the Hollywood Bowl. Damn. Y'all should pay me for this shit.

What I am about to show you now will astound you. It will blow your mind. Or, at the very least, it will make you laugh until you pee yourself. And thus, the story of two middle-aged women set loose at Madame Toussaud's......


                             Me and Shrek. Just kickin' it in LA. This was outside the entrance.

                                                       Two of the performers at the concert.


                               As with the star on the Walk of Fame, I would be remiss not
                                       to include a hand mold of our next president.

                   The creepy lady who started it all. (I think that is her real body preserved)



We have a multitude of hot guys. These are just the first few of the handsome studs we were crushing on.....


                                                    Sparkly vampire, anyone? We say YES!


                                          I didn't realize Ryan Reynolds was so tall.....



                                      Thor is her main squeeze. She apparently has a life-sized
                                      cut-out of him in her office at work. Sad, really....   :)


      I'm not really crushing on Simon Cowell. I just love him for his snarky meanness. 



                                      Why, yes, George. I do find you fascinating. Order us some drinks....


                                     Brad Pitt is hot. Angelina Jolie is a skank. Enough said.


                                     I love, Love, LOVE Jimmy Fallon. I think he would be fun to                                                                just hang out with. Maybe I should put that on my bucket list.


                        You can really tell how into us he is. I mean, he's got his arms around us!


                                   
                                  I heart me some J.T. We saw his house's gate on our StarLine                                                          tour. Yep. Just the gate. And about 16 security cameras. And an armed guard.



More to come.......






































































Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Just a Little Get-Together With Some of My Pals at the Hollywood Bowl

Part of the prize of the trip to LA was concert tickets to the Hollywood Bowl. It was a cancer benefit called We Will Survive.

The Lineup: 5 Seconds of Summer, Nick Jonas, Demi Lovato, Sam Smith, Calvin Harris, The Weekend, and (yay yay yay) Maroon 5. Surprise guest at the end was Rhianna. It. Was. Awesome. These pictures aren't great because we couldn't bring in a real camera and had to use our phones. So, here's my experience at the world famous Hollywood Bowl:

                                           Ready for our adventure to the Bowl.

                                          The sign. With Maroon 5. Mmmmmmmmm.....

                                     Cut outs of the guys. He has that dark and broody look.


                                                        Us at the Bowl. Obviously.


These 3 are just lights and stuff.




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                                                                      5 Seconds of Summer

                                                                 Nick Jonas

                                                                     Demi Lovato

                                                                    Sam Smith
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Maroon 5



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                                                                        Rhianna

I couldn't get one of Calvin Harris because his was all techno and psychedelic lights. I don't even think I saw him.

Overall it was a bitchin' time and we had a blast. I don't think it would have been the same without my BFF. She makes everything better.
 
The next post will have to broken in to two or three. We went to Madame Toussaud's was museum, acted ridiculous, and loved every minute of it. I don't think I've had so much fun in my entire life. I know I haven't laughed that much in a long, long time. You'll thank me for the photos.






Monday, November 16, 2015

Now For Some Los Angeles Touristy Stuff

This post is random photos of touristy stuff. There's no rhyme or reason to them, I just thought they were cool. Most were taken when Jenifer and I went on one of those Starline tours. It was a convertible bus with me, Jenifer, a couple from Mississippi, couple from China and three people from Denmark. We cruised the Sunset Strip and saw the last of the strip clubs that were famous in the 1930's and 1940's, went through Beverly Hills (but not the 90210 area), saw some other famous type places, and got some awesome shots from the Hollywood Hills overlooking LA. Behold......

                                                   I ended up with about 12 pictures of
                                                  this hotel. I can't remember what movie
                                                  was filmed on the top, but I know there
                                                    at least one. And the fire escape is cool.

                                      Where celebs lunch and Lindsay Lohan got kicked out of.

                                           Used to be a strip club but now it's just a bar.

                                          The last remaining nude-y club on Sunset.

                                            Where all the greats in comedy have performed.

                                                   Kinda speaks for itself....


The world famous Beverly Hills Hotel. It's very pink on the outside and frankly kinda tacky. I wouldn't turn down a free stay there, though.



                                                   This is a sculpture thingy at the corner of
                                                   Hollywood and Sunset. I forget what the
                                                   4 people represent but the tiny thing on top
                                                   is Marilyn Monroe in her flyaway dress.

                                          Just a typical California street lined with palms.

                                      This is where the Oscars are held. It was actually
                                       off the courtyard of our hotel. Fancy Schmancy.



                                The Magic Castle Hotel and Club. It's an actual magic club
                                           and Doogie Howser is the current president.

                                        Where Adam Levine was born. And other people, too.



                                            Spectacular view from the Hollywood Hills



                                    Paramount Studios. If you look closely you can see a plume
                                    of smoke. They were filming an explosion scene. I wasn't
                                     quick enough to get the fire, but I got the smoke. Pretty cool.



And finally, this one. It spoke to me. It's like they painted this waiting on me to see it.



Overall, the touristy part was cool. It was a beautiful day and we were in a van surrounded by interesting people from other parts of the world. We also saw the neighborhood where Adam Levine lives. Sadly, I couldn't get the tour guide to point out his house. This is gonna make stalking him a little harder. We also saw the gate, just the gate, of Justin Timberlake's house. He has an armed security guard on duty around the clock and cameras all over the place. I hope he was watching. I waved and blew him a kiss. OH! AND we saw the house where Michael Jackson died. The tour guide said dramatically, "Through those gates drove the ambulance that carried out the body of Michael Jackson".  We did see a few other homes: Larry King, Al Pacino, and the dumpy apartment Marilyn Monroe lived in when she first got to H'wood.

So, enough with the geography lesson. Next post will be the concert at the Hollywood Bowl.